Martial Arts Jobs on Craigslist
Everyone knows craigslist is a repository of weird and wacky personal ads, items for sale and jobs available. A quick search (and an alert reader) brought the following martial arts-related jobs to my attention:

Bouncers
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/etc/26820457.html
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/ret/26623599.html This one looks pretty high-end. You not only have to be at a minimum 6'4"/280 (with no more than a 36-inch waist), you also must have black belts in two martial arts, a license to carry in NYC, AND "You must be able to provide government documentation that you have used a firearm in a legal defensive situation. Neutralization is the perferred disposition of how you survived this ordeal." Whew.

Theatrical/Entertainment
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tfr/26653948.html
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/tfr/25924549.html
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tfr/25587996.html
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tfr/25128638.html

Advertising
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tfr/25417766.html - Seeking Jim Kelly and Bruce Lee lookalikes!!
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/sls/24932292.html - "Requirements: Must wear Ninja, Karate, Kung Fu uniform in public. Distribute flyers/coupons around Chelsea and Times Square, Manhattan." D'oh!

Instructors Wanted
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/npo/26627587.html
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/edu/25813810.html
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/etc/25113434.html "yoga studio and wellness center on one of the hippest blocks of Manhattan"

Who knew martial arts could be so profitable? Everyone quit your day jobs!